1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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    StanleyOG.

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  1. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Y'all need to try homemade root beer. We have a beer making group and the hosting couple makes root beer too.
    Wow, makes a person's toes curl, it's that good. They have it on tap. Nah, you wouldn't add ice cream.
     
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      The best root beer I’ve ever had is The Frost Top Root Beer. You can still get it, it’s great!
       
      paulavettbrothers, May 28, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      Cherrypop, May 28, 2021
    4. paulavettbrothers
      It was probably a regional Us thing. I’ll send you some if you’d like?
       
      paulavettbrothers, May 28, 2021
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    5. Cherrypop
      Very kind ☺️
       
      Cherrypop, May 28, 2021
    6. paulavettbrothers
      No, mail delivery is much to impersonal. I’ll deliver in person. Lol.
       
      paulavettbrothers, May 28, 2021
  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I really need it to rain.
     
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      Fucking weather! Mid 50s in Ohio with rain and mid 40s overnight. It feels like England.....in July! Lol
       
      paulavettbrothers, May 29, 2021
    3. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Halilooya..:woot:
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, May 29, 2021
    4. submissively speaking
      You said it. The relief was delicious.
       
    5. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      The government saying take holidays over here instead of abroad? Errr No, Fuck off....To add insult to injury Boris Johnson is under investigation over who paid for his Caribbean holiday
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, May 29, 2021
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    6. submissively speaking
      I hate that nonsense.
       
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Cold toilet seats in the morning :cautious:
     
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      Cold & wet ones are worse, according to my wife.
       
      tenguy, May 26, 2021
    2. Cherrypop
      Lol wet is def worse
       
      Cherrypop, May 26, 2021
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    3. Jack Mine
      So cold toilet seats in the afternoon and evening are all right ;) You know I love you ❤️
       
      Jack Mine, May 27, 2021
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I know what the dryer is thinking
     
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      That's a skill I wish I had.
       
      deegenerate, May 27, 2021
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      Partly because of the box fan he knows everything
       
      Jh2, May 27, 2021
  5. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    I miss the cross country California Zephyr AMTRAK rides.
    Nostalgic random thoughts
    toot tu tuuuuuu
     
    1. Lioness
      That's one thing I never experienced...actually there have been A LOT of things I've never experienced, but I've never ridden on a train.
       
      Lioness, May 28, 2021
    2. paulavettbrothers
      I rode on 2, it’s fun.
       
      paulavettbrothers, May 28, 2021
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  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Watching the friends reunion and wtf happened to the men
    They all became fat, super fat and and all the woman are svelte
     
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      It was never my favorite but I did watch it sometimes
       
      Jh2, May 28, 2021
    3. dirtyjedi
      Sometimes just for the nipples
       
      dirtyjedi, May 28, 2021
    4. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      I was going to say that, it seemed like a competition between Anderson and Cox..
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, May 29, 2021
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    5. paulavettbrothers
      That’s good competition! Where I used to work the kids, those in their 20s were all binge watching Friends. It was interesting.
       
      paulavettbrothers, May 29, 2021
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    6. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      I would have been in my 20s thinking about it, some of the material is genius and had me in tears on occasion..
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, May 29, 2021
  7. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    The weed guy really liked it
     
    1. deleted user 555 768
      Like what?
       
      deleted user 555 768, May 28, 2021
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    2. Jh2
      Friends
       
      Jh2, May 28, 2021
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Nothing is worse than sleeping next to someone you don’t want to be with anymore.

    I love my big empty bed. For now....
     
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  9. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I have names in my head for all the members here based on your posts.
     
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    2. Cherrypop
      Well I know yours too but it doesn’t stop me from calling you Rhett in my head ;)
       
      Cherrypop, May 28, 2021
    3. Valspar
      Frankly, my dear...I don't give a damn.
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
    4. Cherrypop
      :joyful:
       
      Cherrypop, May 28, 2021
    5. Valspar
      ;)
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
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    6. Jack Mine
      Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. And they're always glad you came. You wanna be where everybody knows your name.
       
      Jack Mine, May 29, 2021
  10. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Why am I still awake?
     
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    2. Lioness
      Again??? Wow!! How many times does that make now? Three? Four? I'm ona roll!!!
       
      Lioness, May 28, 2021
    3. Valspar
      Two...don't get cocky on me.
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
    4. Lioness
      Only two??? Are you sure?? I demand a recount! :p
       
      Lioness, May 28, 2021
    5. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      Where's my wheels Wilma
       
    6. Lioness
      In the quarry, Barney.
       
      Lioness, May 28, 2021
  11. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    My name is deeeeeek
     
    1. Valspar
      Enrico...
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
  12. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    High Shy
     
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      Yup
       
      deleted user 555 768, May 28, 2021
  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Do me! Do me!
     
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    2. Valspar
      I call bullshit.
      Your last name isn't Smith.
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
    3. submissively speaking
      I can live with Jennifer. :smug:
       
    4. Valspar
      Ha! I'll have to Google names for Canadian women and get back to you.
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
    5. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      It's Shmidt, ya vor
       
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      Would if I could....
       
      Drew8x, May 28, 2021
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  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When something sour comes into your day, and then something nice comes along to lift your mood it's really a nice feeling. :)
     
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      For now...
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
    3. deegenerate
      Hahaha! ok.
       
      deegenerate, May 28, 2021
    4. Valspar
      Trudy Patootie.
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
    5. deegenerate
      Ahhhhhh now I see! lol
       
      deegenerate, May 28, 2021
    6. submissively speaking
      Omg that’s adorable
       
  15. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I like garbage night when the sky is full of stars!
     
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    1. Valspar
    2. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      VAL, you're supplying the laughs.
      I'm Mahmoud Chang
       
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    3. Valspar
      I'm supplying the laughs and you're bringing Middle Eastern Chinese food to the table?
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
    4. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      Got the munchies
       
    5. Valspar
      Vitners potato chips and French Onion dip...thank me later.
       
      Valspar, May 28, 2021
  16. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I love him endlessly. Really and truly. Madly and deeply. But if he brings ONE more cupcake, cheesecake, or pastry into this house, I can’t be held responsible for my actions.
     
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  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Looks like @StanleyOG is tossing suspensions out like Tic Tacs after a night at the bar.
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      I have sheep stories, too. Although I don’t want to tell them here; who knows what kind of person it would drag out of the woodwork. :laugh:
       
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    3. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Not Welsh in origin are you?
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, May 29, 2021
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    4. submissively speaking
      LOL. There’s a smidge of Manx in my bloodline, but that’s about it. ;)
       
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    5. Lioness
      Lioness, May 29, 2021
    6. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      :bag:.....
       
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  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I locked my cat in the basement by accident. Boy she’s pissed at me lol
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      I find mine in closets more frequently than I’d like.
       
      paulavettbrothers, May 28, 2021
  19. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I think the scariest thing I've ever fought in a nightmare was a woman way scarier than any monster
     
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  20. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Damn lighters!
     
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